It's quiet in Aspen right now, but the underground network is abuzzzzz.
It's no secret that Jabba the Hutt and his LLC brethren will soon be running the swingin'-est place in Aspen, and we're not talkin' JUNK. "Good food and good friends" predicted one insider. The big fella (& getting bigger?) is about to open up his new joint in Aspen. It's on the corner where for the previous 50 years a historic landmark thrived. Now, it's a brand new world. Our little ski town is getting Jabba's Hutt.
We'd love to be one of the flies on the wall over there---but A-Spin is already permanently banned from the place. The menu may include "spraying the infield", steak for "8", "Dinosaur" Ribs, and Kobe Sliders with "twice chewed" onion rings. Mmmmmm mmmm good. You can probably wash it all down with some fine wine from the former collection of ---- old what's his name---- that short, abrupt, Aussie dude who used to run Ford---- and traded away their trademark. You can't make this sh*t up if you tried.
The restraining order on A-Spin will no doubt still be in effect for the HUGE grand opening---- but we'll get pix anyway. One of Jabba's closest advisors summed it up with this tidbit of wisdom--- "it's always good on the way in".
Look out Aspen----it's Jabba Time.