Bikinis & Martinis

Let's Luau.

Hosts of 31st Annual Beach Party Jack (Cousteau)Crawford and Helga (deep water) Matuska.

Welcome to the Beach

Co-host Don Crawford and Shari Heuser welcomed guests to the deck of the Ruthie's Restaurant for the on-mountain Beach Party. Since there was no actual ocean, everybody drank a lot of liquids.

Swim Suits Required

Richard and Carol Huffman and Kathleen Hanson made sure that all guest were properly attired at the Beach Party. Nice pineapples on Carol, and Richard's bronze bannana hamock made everyone nervous.

Panty Raid

AV guru and ripper Dan Glick pantied up so he could hang with these two bikini clad rockers. Lisa Sher and Lauren Goldfarb used excessive amounts of cocco butter at THE BEACH PARTY.

I'll Party

Even Andy-Party gets to relax sometimes too. Party explained "yeah, I shaved for the first time this season, you got a problem with that, FRO ?" No one's lookin' at A-P anyway, right?

Look what my ol' man can do

Karen Carner, dressed as a mermaid, seemed pleased that her ol' man Brad could still stand on his hand, after 64 winters and 8 Cuervo shots.

Bosom Buddies

Disco Don Crawford was enjoying his role as host to a bevy of beauties. Mary, Shari, Sharon, and Patricia stripped down at his request. Patricia (far right), perhaps the proudest and most buxom of the group said, "they're all mine, bought and paid for".

Junk---we're ready.

David and Anna Blumenfeld just about ready for Apres Ski. David is one of the principals of Fun WorldWide, owners of the soon (when?) to be opened Junk and Liquid Sky at Snowmass and Junk in the historic Red Onion space.

Little Nell Snowmass

The dream team from The Little Nell Residences at Snowmass, hosting the most exclusive Apres Ski event of all time. Elizabeth Slossberg, Emily Perry and Kakie Grainger welcomed potential owners to the original Little Nell for some kick a$$ eats and drinks.

Blonde and Ready

We tried to get these 3 bombshells to drop a down payment on the to-be-built Little Nell Residences at SnowMass, but all we got was their brilliant smiles (and their e-mails). Laurie Mazzotta, Kate Baker and Lisa Kirchmayer skied all day and partied all night, just like us. Perhaps you've seen Jazz Singer, Kate headlining at The Bottom Line or The Blue Note in NYC. KB, please leave us a pair of tix at the door--OK?

Stollie Dollie

Dr. Stuart Stoller, a distinguished G.P. and his fetching wife Lisa timed their visit to Aspen to coincide with some of the choicest ski conditions. All the other Doc.s were either working or at drug rep. dinners so Stollie had the slopes to himself.

These guys Rip.

3 of the top extreme skiers in Aspen are Nick Hill, Will McNamara and Nick Salter. Hill is one of the top Pro's on Ajax. Willy-Mac rocks it hard for both PLUM TV and GORSUCH & Salty is one of the main men at Blizzard. He turned us on to the Blizzard Titan Cronus IQ model. 88 under foot and perfect for AJAX. Don't ask questions, "just buy 'em" before they sell out at www.blizzard-ski.com

Wanna Dance?

Here are two of the sweetest ladies in town, Ashley Gidley and Julie Ellin who finished closing huge deals at The Dancing Bear ----just in time to Apres with Aspen Spin.

The HESS Brothers.

Mark and Bill Hess have both previously won the prestigious Aspen Town downhill. Here they team up at Apres Ski. Now Mark builds custom homes as the CEO of Buckaroo Builders and Bill, he's simply the best ski pro on Ajax.

Little Black Dresses

Little black dresses are always appropriate, especially when paired with killer bods. Suzanne Leydecker and Jodi Knight were turning heads at the AYE GALA.

Aspen Youth Experience

The Aspen Youth Experience program has many key supporters. The Wiedinmyers, Donna and Ray are instumental in keeping the AYE on top. Many attendees of the AYE Gala agreed that the 12th Annual Celebrity DownHill and Gala was the best one yet.

Hello Ladies

Cynthia Milling, Linda Axelson, Sharon Friem and Shari Heuser bid up the silent auction items at the posh AYE Gala.

Super Bad

Is that McLovin'? Naaaah, it's just former Wall Streeter Mark Leydecker and his lady Natasha Long from The Buddy Program. With the high percentage of celebs attending the AYE Gala, we got a little mixed up.

Joy to the World

Aspen Youth Experience scholarship recipients Ravin (Washington D.C.), Carolina (Colo) and Kiara (Ca.) walked the red carpet with Joy Bryant, a Hollywood mainstay--who grew up in the Bronx.

Thank you O.C.

Amanda and Sandra snagged the last two seats on the G from the O.C. They hit the AYE Gala. NO! They are not considered "at-risk youth".

All the Party People

Late night at the posh Caribou with Amanda from the O.C., Christian Messner ( the second fastest skier in Aspen), Johnny Aspen ( the Junior Mayor) and Dr. Tuma (not Tuna). Next stop---the Jacuzzi.

Say Hey, Willie

Willie Garson, at the AYE after-party may have played the gay character, Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City (look for the movie version this summer), but these two Bettys, both named Nancy seemed interested. "It was just a role, bro" he admitted. "Chicks dig me" he added.

Talk to Billy

Late night on Saturday, Billy Stolz, CZAR of the members-only CARIBOU CLUB explained his door policy to a group of wanna-be's. One affluent looking gentleman trying to enter the BOO asked "do you know who I am ?" Billy paused and politely replied "No I don't".

You are so Grounded

Courtney and Karen Lord stayed out way, waaaaaay past their curfew in order to close out the AYE weekend. The late night after-party took place at the fashionable CARIBOU CLUB.

TV stars get all the play

Jennifer Ng, a mega-sexy ski pro from AU danced with Plum TV's star correspondent and big mountain skier Clay Dahlman.

Late Night at the Boo.

It was another late night in Aspen at the super-exclusive CARIBOU CLUB. It must be near closing time, because there aren't ANY women left on the dance floor. All the low hanging fruit was harvested earlier in the evening. Havin' fun boys?